(PET HUMOR) Donald Trump’s has a big mouth in a salesy “there’s a sucker born every minute” kind of way. And the major leaguer (who’s sure he hit a triple, but was actually born on third base) struck out spectacularly when Obama released his long-form birth certificate. Then Trump’s poll numbers plummeted. How embarrassing.
Now the former birther has fired himself from running for president (how was the famous germaphobe going to shake all those hands anyway?).
While comedians have a field day and everyone else bids farewell to The Donald and his pseudo-political ambitions, here at Global Animal, we have one last pressing question:
If Donald Trump had a dog, what would the pooch look like?
Pets can look like their people, and in the case of The Donald, it would have to be about the hair. Here are a few photos we found of Trump-esque doggie-do imaginings. – Global Animal
If you have a picture of a dog you think shouts Trump, feel free to send us the photo to be added here. Thanks! – Global Animal
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